6:00 am – up at sparrows to let my staff make a deposit on the neighbour’s lawn. Pinch his copy of the newspaper while I’m there.…
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A day in the life of the work nepo baby
8:45 am – I take a few selfies next to the Tesla I bought with my very generous remuneration package. While dad is more accurate…
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A Day In The Life Of A Hamilton Hill Faux Hippie
7:15 am – ensure I am up to welcome the sun mother’s gifts by ingesting a heroic dose of shrooms the night before. Stare directly at…
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A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver
9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…
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A Day In The Life Of A Property Manager
7:45 am – I nearly scalp myself pulling my ponytail to tightness levels not seen before. The tighter the ponytail the tighter the ship I run.…
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A Day in the Life of a Social Influencer
7 am: I stand in front of my mirror and affirm to myself that posting thirst traps for simps is a real job, no matter…
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