It’s 7 am on Saturday morning and Lewis is watering his lawn in his lycra mid-life crisis kit. He keeps his front garden in impeccable…
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Tag: Money
Ms Afterpay
Afterpay is the Hello Kitty of spending coin you don’t have. While it lures you in with its soft, fashionable purr, you will quickly learn…
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Mr Tax Return
A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…
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Mr “I Bought a House!”
Sure Anthony worked, but when it came to blessings, life always had its legs open, and he always seemed to be washing his dick in…
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Mr Peppermint Grove
Peppy Grove sets the standard in Perth elitism. The resident’s modesty remains buried under a pile of old money, and their reluctance to mingle with…
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The Perth Boomer
After 35 years in the same job, Frank has finally climbed to the staggering heights of middle management. His dinosaur-ic approach to work is only…
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