Despite the odds, an experienced truck driver drove through the notorious underpass “with ease”.
We caught a moment with the hero while he was enjoying a Masters Iced Coffee. When asked whether the daring passing was “touch & go”, he replied, “not really” and that he “knew me rigs height and there are like 3 fucking signs”.
When asked if he thanked God for the miracle he said, “nah just thankful I’m not a dumbcunt”. We further asked if his choice of superior milk beverage played a factor, he told us, “possibly, not everyone who drinks Dare hits the bridge, but everyone who hits the bridge drinks Dare, makes ya think, ay”.
Remarkable scenes down here in Baysie.
(Image showing the complete lack of utter carnage)
Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?