The Sydney Swans have made the bold move to relocate their HQ to Perth, Western Australia after deciding it would be more efficient than wasting…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Gero born bloke still not going to acknowledge it’s a windy day in Perth
Gero born gentleman Sam has is taking it upon himself to ignore the Perth carry-on about so-called “damaging winds”. He’s so confident that there is…
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Eagles fan would rather binge the entire M*A*S*H box set than sit through another game
A fed-up Eagles fan has admitted his team’s performance today has pushed him to a place he never thought he’d be. After sitting through the…
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WA reinstates ban on “sending it” to help ease pressure on emergency departments
The Western Australian Government has reinstated a ban on the yewwww-community “sending it” amid concerning ambulance ramping statistics. Ambulance ramping figures have become a sore…
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Trump announces new tariff on West Coast Eagle’s priority picks
President Trump’s economic genius is back on display after announcing a 25% tariff on West Coast’s future priority picks. The President made the announcement at…
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Boomer vows to rawdawg it to destinations after hearing the Perth UBD is being retired
A Perth technophobe has vowed he will NEVER cross over to GPS after hearing the 2026 Perth UBD will be the last version printed. While…
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