Krayden’s mates feel like they have been living a lie after the FIFO worker revealed that he is only contractually employed to one mine site…
View More Friends shocked to learn mate who works “on the moines” is actually employed at a single mine
Category: Bell Tower Times
Motorists urged to stock up on K-Y in preparation for the inevitability of being bent over the petrol barrel
Iran has threatened to block The Strait of Hormuz which will have affect global petrol prices given a fair percentage of the world’s oil must…
View More Motorists urged to stock up on K-Y in preparation for the inevitability of being bent over the petrol barrel
City of Perth to spend $250k to put a Katy Perry statue next to Space Baz
The City of Perth is so excited to have another galactic traveller in their jurisdiction that they plan to honour Katy Perry with a statue…
View More City of Perth to spend $250k to put a Katy Perry statue next to Space Baz
Katy Perry’s spaceship fined after illegally parking in Perth CBD ahead of concert
It seems astronauts can’t read parking signs in Perth after Katy Perry’s spacecraft was slapped with a hefty fine for parking illegally. Katy entered Perth’s…
View More Katy Perry’s spaceship fined after illegally parking in Perth CBD ahead of concert
Landcruiser with snorkel owner creams himself after dominating a 6 inch puddle on a suburban street
A suburban Landcruiser owner now understands the thrill of four-wheel driving after dominating a 6 inch puddle of water that had pooled outside his western…
View More Landcruiser with snorkel owner creams himself after dominating a 6 inch puddle on a suburban street
Scientists finally create a mug of coffee hot enough to appease a boomer
Scientists are celebrating a milestone achievement today after creating a mug of coffee that is hot enough to appease your average cafe-going boomer. The team…
View More Scientists finally create a mug of coffee hot enough to appease a boomer