A moment to reflect on perhaps the loneliest drivers on the road today – the BYD Shark owners. Like a red-headed stepchild, the Shark owners…
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Diary extracts of a former footy country star | Part 1: The Wedding
Dear diary, how ya garn? Macka here. Had a ripper weekend going back home for me mate’s wedding. It’s important for blokes of my status…
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Inedible generic eggs prepare for least anticipated Easter comeback tour thanks to cost-of-living crisis
Inedible generic easter eggs were a staple of many childhoods. Their oily consistency reminded one of the sorts of joy that could only usually be…
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Millennial gives thanks every day social media wasn’t around during his Nu Metal eraÂ
An ageing millennial takes a moment at least once a day to thank the powers that be that social media was in its infant stages…
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Newly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating EffectÂ
The early 2000s called, they want their stud back. Newly single man Dave has just put himself back on the market after a solid 20…
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Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again
President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular. However, he remains…
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