The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…
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The Fremantle Dockers have made a shock decision this evening to appoint ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton head coach of the footy club. The board…
View More Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition
Ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton has wasted no time looking for work after flying into Perth this morning to bum around the Qantas Club in…
View More Peter Dutton spotted at Perth Qantas Lounge asking if there’s any work going on the moines
A local old mate who claims to have invented the addition of tomato sauce into gravy has been watching the Nagi v Brooki feud with…
View More Nagi v Brooki inspires old mate to finally take a run at Paul Kelly over gravy recipeÂ
In a move that no one saw coming, Basil Zempilas has declared himself the leader of the Federal Liberal Party after Peter “Spud” Dutton lost…
View More BREAKING: Basil Zempilas appoints himself leader of the Liberal Party of Australia following Dutton defeat
Bunnings has made a shock confession this morning and admitted that they have been running a multi-decade psy-op to push the Australian public to vote…
View More Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election dayÂ