Water Corp has conducted extensive testing on the Beaconsfield river of shit and have concluded that it contains less bodily waste than your average swim-up…
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The Down South Community has applauded Roger Cook for considering an extra WA Public holiday given the overwhelming sentiment that they don’t get to spend…
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In some heartwarming news, The Project has finally called it quits and plans to air its final episode on June 27. The decision comes after…
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“It’s just how I was raised”, Dustin mused as he ensured he parked a full car’s length away from the traffic line on a leisurely…
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Any Australian thinking of waltzing over to the mighty English Premier League and taking an underperforming team to actual victory have been dealt a heavy…
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Elon Musk’s messy break-up with Trump shows no signs of resolving after the tech billionaire and K-hole enthusiast revealed it was the President who broke…
View More Elon continues airing Trump’s dirty laundry by tweeting he was responsible for ruining the Red Rooster strip sub