The 2025 AFL Premiership Season is now in doubt after engineers confirmed that Indian tears had caused extensive rust throughout the ageing stadium. The salt…
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The new year is an exciting time to grow and be better than we were in 2024. Here are some ideas: 1. Be in the…
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It has long been speculated that a dome like barrier exists over Perth preventing forecast rain & storms from hitting the City. Most would write…
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A self-styled selfie-artist, vlogger, and aspiring D-lister has gone into incognito mode on the ferry home from Rottnest this afternoon as she prays none of…
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Virat “King” Kohli has been spotted down at a local Melbourne Bunnings helping out with the sausage sizzle this morning in a move that cements…
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Police were called to a disturbance in Fremantle earlier this morning after NIMBYs’ complained of an out-of-control drum circle party. Police state that when they…
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