Police have been called to a NOR Priceline this morning after a group of P!nk mummies escalated a dispute over a packet of pink hair…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
5 Ways To Assert Your Boomer Dominance Over Your Neighbourhood
Congratulations on your decision to move from casual suburban pest to a full-time rate paying Rambo that won’t rest until your enemies lay in a…
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Motocross community clear busy schedules of popping wheelies in Armadale to meet Carey Hart
The Perth motocross community has made the tough sacrifice of cancelling their usual plans to attend a meet and greet with motocross legend Carey Hart…
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Perth’s Perves Rejoice Speed Limit on West Coast Drive Reducing to 40km/h
It’s a great day for Perth’s leering community after it has been announced the speed limit on West Coast Drive will be lowered to 40km/h.…
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A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver
9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…
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Perth managers prepare for rare peaceful Saturday as the usual suspects will be at P!nk
Perth managers across the entire range of hospitality are preparing for the most peaceful Saturday on record this weekend. Obviously, excluding those poor souls stuck…
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