Sun Tzu once mused that every battle is won before it’s ever fought. To that end, Perth, Western Australia has made an impassioned plea to…
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Perth breeder introduces mandatory 6 week Tamagotchi trial for prospective pet owners
Tired of boneheads underestimating the commitment of owning an animal, a Perth breeder has made the novel move to require all prospective buyers to complete…
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Perth Stadium suffers structural damage as a result of Hardwick’s post-match spray
Engineers have released a concerning report this morning after assessing Perth Stadium in the wake of Hardwick’s address to his players after effectively ending their…
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American Media Reporting They Are at the Top of the AFL 2024 Premiership Ladder
The seppos are at it again! Not only do they try to finesse their Olympic standing every 4 years by ordering the tally based on…
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Impatient storm enthusiast doesn’t realise warnings aren’t specific to his exact address
Dan has once again taken to social media to call everyone involved in predicting Perth weather a time-wasting muppet given the unsatisfactory amount of bad…
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Mullaloo swimmer reckons the River Seine looks pretty good to him
A man who happily swam at Mullalo last summer can’t believe the concerns that athletes are having about competing in the aquatic shittopia that is…
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