Australia has vowed to protect its citizens against all future global outages by making pirated copies of the GOAT Windows XP available to all citizens…
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AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing fieldÂ
The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
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ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies
A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…
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A Day In The Life Of A Law GraduateÂ
6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…
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Local millionaire spotted with a can of pre-mix and a dart from a recognisable brand
Onlookers were treated to a taste of how the other side live today when SOR resident Macka walked out onto his balcony with a can…
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TransPerth assures English that unlike Football, its services to Alkimos and Yanchep are actually coming ‘ome lad
TransPerth has attempted to soothe the limey burn of losing to Spain last night with some words of reassurance to Perth’s northern suburbs Englishmen &…
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