It’s no secret the Swan’s supporter base is made up of disconcertingly diehard South Melbourne supporters and full blown, coked-up influencers who have suddenly found…
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Man deploys strategic Crooked Carrot stop to avoid point-to-point speed camera fine
For years, Perth man Rob has lived by a very simple tradition while driving Douth. Without fail, he’ll stop off at the Crooked Carrot to…
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10 Menaces You’ll Encounter Down South
WA’s South West is truly god’s country. It is an essential holiday for any sand groper. Of course, it doesn’t come without its hazards. Let’s…
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9 ways to go full Perth on the Kings Birthday long weekend
Spring has sprung and ol sausage fingers is the subject of Monday’s public holiday. Not that you’ll reflect on his butcher special extremities. Here are…
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What your choice of Smoko feed says about you
Pie/sausage roll (basic) – you’re a salt-of-the-earth cobber who knows any good meal needs to be accompanied by at least half a litre of tomato…
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10 signs you went to a private school
1. Your success has exceeded your natural ability, talent or charm If you’re honest with yourself you’ve applied yourself with as much conviction as a…
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