Perth’s little slice of yesteryear has called a press conference today to announce that they have undertaken all necessary measures to prevent catastrophic events that…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Vossy conducts 23 citizens arrests for stealing a finals spot
Michael Voss has been forced to conduct 23 citizens arrests this evening after accusing 23 players of stealing a finals spot. The arrest comes after…
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The 7 Stages Of The Bottomless Brunch Monster
Have you ever wanted to be that person that everyone whsipers “fkn hell glad I’m not them”. Well now you can be! The 7 stages…
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Unease falls over the South West as locals sense the great caravan migration draw ever closer
With only 3 weeks left of the dry season, the thousands of caravans that ascended upon the Pilbara & Kimberley regions have done a 180…
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Japanese Resorts offering a “Boss” package to help transition sceptical Westralians into a different Asian holiday
Japanese Resort in popular areas such as Niseko & Hokkaido are reluctantly offering Westralian tourists a “boss” package to help them deal with the culture…
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Old mate shocks pub goers by having a red hot crack at his side salad
Everything the local pub thought they knew about Macka has been shattered into a million pieces over night after he exhibited some truly out of…
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