Reports that a man has gazed upon a hot cross buns display at his local Woolies without registering an emotional reaction have shocked onlookers. By…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Xmas host asserts authority by sending freeloading relative on a mission to get more ice
A notorious freeloader has been served a large plate of justice this morning after rocking up to Xmas for the 10th year in a row…
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REPORT: Marriage Wasn’t Ready for Assembling Trampoline on Xmas Eve
After 4 years of marriage, Brett & Simone thought their marriage could handle one of life’s ultimate tests – trying to assemble a trampoline on…
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The Left Bank Opens 2nd Line For ‘Influencers’ Trying To Grift Their Way Into Xmas Eve Party
To cater to the sheer demand of wannabe influencers trying to trade their perceived social capital for a free ticket, The Left Bank has been…
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The top 10 stories that defined Western Australia this year
It’s been a crazy year to say the least. Most of the articles in this list relate to a major event so let’s get started…
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Controversy as over-competitive Uncle Mankads Nan in backyard cricket
A pleasant game of backyard cricket turned sour this morning after Uncle Dave deployed a dog act never before seen in the series. After failing…
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