Finally, the Perth possum that was yeeted from his temporary lodging has broken his silence. Calling on the State Government to strengthen the rights of…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Motorist’s rapid acceleration after not realising the light went green hasn’t smoothed things over
A distracted driver earned an almighty horn this afternoon after failing to notice the light had gone green and sitting at the intersection like a…
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Influencers decide it’s time to have another baby as first one isn’t racking up the likes anymore
A young mummy & daddy influencing superteam has decided the time is right to bring another precious life into this world after a thorough review…
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Australia pre-emptively apologises to Germany for its citizens heading over for Oktoberfest
With Oktoberfest set to begin today, Australia has taken the extraordinary measure of issuing a formal apology to Germany for the inevitable conduct of Aussie…
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Ex-Coles customer starts grocery shopping at the servo to make some savings
A Coles customer sick of getting bent over the barrel at his once favourite supermarket has decided to just buy all his shit from the…
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Perth man puts up decoy E-Plate to avoid ute favours for friends & family
Perth man, Traylor, has had enough of being the first port of call for every greasy freeloader in his friends & family circle. From Marketplace…
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