Recently single Tim comes from a long line of Northerners. His grandad grew up in Doubleview and his own father claims to have never ventured…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
WA fans accused of not loving test cricket for not flying to Melbourne to fill the empty seats at the Boxing Day test
The Eastern State’s media has launched a scathing attack on Western Australian cricket fans for what they are calling a severe lack of dedication. According…
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Man Shocks Woolworths Shoppers By Not Giving A Toss About Hot Cross Buns On The Shelves
Reports that a man has gazed upon a hot cross buns display at his local Woolies without registering an emotional reaction have shocked onlookers. By…
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Xmas host asserts authority by sending freeloading relative on a mission to get more ice
A notorious freeloader has been served a large plate of justice this morning after rocking up to Xmas for the 10th year in a row…
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REPORT: Marriage Wasn’t Ready for Assembling Trampoline on Xmas Eve
After 4 years of marriage, Brett & Simone thought their marriage could handle one of life’s ultimate tests – trying to assemble a trampoline on…
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The Left Bank Opens 2nd Line For ‘Influencers’ Trying To Grift Their Way Into Xmas Eve Party
To cater to the sheer demand of wannabe influencers trying to trade their perceived social capital for a free ticket, The Left Bank has been…
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