Ready to de-plebify yourself by enjoying a day out in Perth’s most elite suburb? Let’s go! 1. Play fed-up tradie/gardener spotto Times certainly ain’t tough…
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Dunsborough Toolies’ mere existence motivates group of leavers to get on the straight & narrow
Typically, Toolies are regarded as a merciless shitstain on the fitted sheets of society. They are mature-aged revellers who graduated many years ago and really…
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FIFO Bloke Who Spends All Day in Air Con Tells Perth to Harden Up This Week
Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
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Ageing ressies player reckons no one would be talking about Harley Reid if he’d entered the draft
Thommo is somewhat of a legend at his local footy club – not only does he own the full AFL kit but he also is…
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Perth Monet attendee wants you plebs to know she’s seen his original work in Paris
Bianca isn’t at Crown’s Monet in Paris exhibition to romance arachnids. Do you see that beret thing on her head? She’s there as an informal…
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Optus CEO actually resigned last week but her text to the board only just came through
The media has reported that Optus CEO Kelly Bayer Rosmarin has announced her resignation today is false. We have credible reports that she actually resigned…
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