Perth bloke Andy has thrown himself an absolute Hail Mary in the dying hours of his ill-fated Bumble date by rushing into the toilets are…
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THE HUMAN ZOO – Mrs. Book Week
If Samantha is being honest with herself, she couldn’t give a shit if her kids engage with reading or not. Book Week is all about…
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BREAKING: Spain announces it will be curing all Jamon with salt from English tears
Spain has celebrated its win over England by announcing that all future Jamon will be cured only from the salt harvested from English tears. Which…
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Kane Cornes Accuses West Coast of Tanking After Beating the Dogs
Human clickbait machine and shock jock Kane Cornes has accused the West Coast Eagles of blatant tanking after they got up against the Dogs in…
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Perth Dad At Breaking Point After Skip Bin Violated Again
Belmont dad Brian is currently at breaking point after the second skip bin he ordered for his home renos was violated by neighbourhood opportunists. This…
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AFL suspicious of Beef Wellington the Crows Sent Them As a Peace Offering
The Adelaide Crows are doing their best to put the controversy of last night behind them. So in a classy move, the South Australian powerhouse…
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