G’day shitfabrains, Robbo here, got a wild idea for youse lot, get the fark out of my way when I’m driving on the road! Or…
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9 Exciting Ways To Spend A Rainy Day In Perth
Go swimming in a surprise pool – surprise pools is one thing Perth does exceptionally well. Thanks to the ridiculously shit drainage across the city,…
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Dutton tells WA that a “Yes Vote” will mean the cows won’t know when to get milked
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has been accused of taking advantage of the misinformation shitstorm surrounding the referendum to make some rather bold claims. Claims he…
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Apprentice chef quickly realises the only realistic part of MasterChef is the tears
A young feller starting his cheffing career has quickly learned that the hit Channel 10 cooking show is as full of shit as his soul…
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REPORT: Influencer’s boyfriend getting absolutely reamed today
Any sunny day can be a hectic time in the life of a spineless camera-carrying organism but especially a sunny day in winter. Today has…
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BREAKING: Notre Dame Gives Up, Agrees to Hold All Arvo Classes at the Beach
Notre Dame University has agreed to hold all arvo classes at South Beach after 0 first years, only 2 second years, and a weird cohort…
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