A Perth man couldn’t wait to get a bunch of random Balinese symbols on his shoulder during his latest trip to Bali. So he looked…
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Perth parents let son know they hate him by gifting him Jetstar tickets for birthday
Perth parents Jason & Jill have figured out a novel way to let their dropkick son know they aren’t particularly fond of him by giving…
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Guildford wins coveted “most likely Perth suburb to pass for Merredin” award
Guildford residents are relieved their suburb finally got the recognition it deserved. Being crowned the most likely Perth suburb to pass for Merredin award from…
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McGowan To Close Borders After Coldplay Arrive In Response To Concert Demand
We have it on good authority that pop superstars Coldplay will not be able to leave the Republic of Westralia until every citizen has had…
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WA Coldplay fans demand a trigger warning as Ticketmaster’s system brings back painful memories of booking Rotto accommodation
Thousands of Western Australians have been reminded of Rotto’s heinous booking system while trying to nab some tickets for Coldplay this morning. There are now…
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A Day In The Life Of A High Wycombe Gentleman
6:30 am– I Wake up to the Wyckie alarm clock – a sleep-dodging crackie laying a fat skid outside me house. I race to me…
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