Perth’s Public Transport Centre has lived a Quasimodo-esque existence. Hiding in the depth of East Perth. Trying to avoid the public eye because of the…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Joycey Asks Taxpayers To Dig Extra Deep For His Juicy Bonus This Year
CEO of Qantas has thanked taxpayers for bailing out his company so he could continue to make eye-watering sums of money off the backs of…
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5 Types Of Pub Quiz Participants That Have No Place In Civilised Society
The confident idiot – This potato-brained-fuck loves to insist on knowing the answer to almost every question. Only problem is they hit fewer targets than a…
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Joycey Credits Trashing Airline’s Entire Reputation For Half Year $1 Billion Profit
The man, the myth, the legend has been chest pumping all day after Qantas recorded a $1B half yearly profit off the backs of ripped…
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Western Burbs NIMBYs Vow To Chain Themselves To Vacant Lots If Council-Circumventing Development Amendments Pass
NIMBY strongholds are outraged at McGowan’s proposed amendments to allow development projects worth more than $200M to skip the local council approval stage and be…
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Major Business Deal Falls Apart After Perth Party Fails To Let Them Merge
A merger between two large Australian businesses has fallen to shit today after the prospects of a successful merge became all too much for the…
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