The man, the myth, the legend has been chest pumping all day after Qantas recorded a $1B half yearly profit off the backs of ripped…
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Western Burbs NIMBYs Vow To Chain Themselves To Vacant Lots If Council-Circumventing Development Amendments Pass
NIMBY strongholds are outraged at McGowan’s proposed amendments to allow development projects worth more than $200M to skip the local council approval stage and be…
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Major Business Deal Falls Apart After Perth Party Fails To Let Them Merge
A merger between two large Australian businesses has fallen to shit today after the prospects of a successful merge became all too much for the…
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Canberra Admits They Only Visited WA To Make Sure We Weren’t Shitting The Bed On All That Mining Money
Federal heavyweights have breathed a sigh of relief on their way out of WA conceding that they only popped over to make sure the behemoth…
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WA Man To Tell Grandkids About How He Bravely Lived Near A Suburban Basketball Court
Some say we are defined by our greatest struggles and for many NIMBY fun-hating nutsacks that struggle is having to endure the sound of kids…
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10 Unbreakable Rules To Aussie Nickname Etiquette
Never dictate your own nickname – this is the prime directive. The golden rule. Attempting to label yourself with a cool nickname will fail 100%…
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