There’s one thing you can bank on when the world is in the grips of instability – the unshakable Perth fear of not having enough…
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Queue at cheaper Perth petrol station Now Stretching to Kalgoorlie
A potent combination of the conflict in the Middle East, fear mongering and the reputation of petrol companies has created the perfect storm today as…
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Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason
A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…
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AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…
View More AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest
A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…
View More Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest
City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…
View More City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport