The City of Perth is so excited to have another galactic traveller in their jurisdiction that they plan to honour Katy Perry with a statue…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Katy Perry’s spaceship fined after illegally parking in Perth CBD ahead of concert
It seems astronauts can’t read parking signs in Perth after Katy Perry’s spacecraft was slapped with a hefty fine for parking illegally. Katy entered Perth’s…
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Landcruiser with snorkel owner creams himself after dominating a 6 inch puddle on a suburban street
A suburban Landcruiser owner now understands the thrill of four-wheel driving after dominating a 6 inch puddle of water that had pooled outside his western…
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Scientists finally create a mug of coffee hot enough to appease a boomer
Scientists are celebrating a milestone achievement today after creating a mug of coffee that is hot enough to appease your average cafe-going boomer. The team…
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Kmart to cut the macabre charade and officially change name to Anko
Kmart has broken down in tears this week after admitting the name it’d worked so hard to build good will around was now just a…
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South Fremantle evacuated after blow-in spills some seed oil
Horrific scenes have unfolded in South Freo today after an Eastern State blow-in accidently spilled 4L of seed oil onto the streets. At about lunch…
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