It seems astronauts can’t read parking signs in Perth after Katy Perry’s spacecraft was slapped with a hefty fine for parking illegally.
Katy entered Perth’s atmosphere at about 11 am today to perform at RAC Arena tonight. We can reveal that her craft radioed mission control who told her there was nowhere to park at Crown or the Carlton Ritz as they both had their hands full with HIluxes from bogans on their anniversary weekends.
A source close to the pop starlet told The Times,
“Typical astronaut, they think Perth is just this backwater hicktown in a galaxy far, far away but they have rules and regulations just like every other planet she’s visited”
No doubt Perry will be livid when she finishes performing tonight to see the little momento from the City of Perth. However it could be much worse.
A source close to the CoP said if the vessel isn’t moved soon they may be forced to tow it and that could mean trouble as the updated legislation stopping towie’s ripping people off doesn’t include craft capable of entering space, yet.
If you think towie fees are high now, just wait until they get their hands on a spaceship, they’ll be out of this world.
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