Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King
England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead. Thus to protect the sanctity of English…
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Top 11 worst people you’ll encounter at the pub this silly season
The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…
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Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something
The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…
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WA holiday spots overwhelmed by rowdy Balinese tourists
As the Aussie dollar drops, Western Australian holiday hot spots are being inundated with rowdy Balinese tourists who have decided to give Australia a taste…
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Top 14 Signs You’re A Down South Pest
Going down south is an important part of the Westralian spirit. Some are well behaved, most aren’t, get your bingo cards ready: 1. You ruin…
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