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Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test
While the proposed Perth Park has its critics, the entirety of the Antipodean populace of Perth can get behind the giant statue of the number…
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Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse
Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…
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Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match
The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…
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New Yanchep Line buckles under pressure of actually transporting passengers
The tracks on the new Yanchep Line have spontaneously combusted under the pressure of actually transporting passengers today ahead of the first day of the…
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Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning
Many Perth residents cleared their schedule yesterday over warnings there was a storm brewing. While some sections of Perth did cop some rain, the grand…
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