BHP is having a ‘mare today after the automated sparkies they’d developed to avoid having to pay real ones developed sentience and decided to join…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
England Blames Tougher Brexit Border Controls for Football’s Inability to Come Home
England vehemently deny that the reason it’s not coming home is because they choked against Argentina. Or any other of their World Cup crash outs.…
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BHP Denies Arrival of Planes Full of New Zealanders Has Anything to Do with Thursday’s Strike
BHP says the arrival of several QantasLink planes full of Kiwis has absolutely nothing to do with the planned industrial action tomorrow. However, sources close…
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WA to Take Over Strait of Hormuz to Ensure it Remains Toll-Free
The world has turned to Western Australia to take control of the clusterfuck happening in the Strait of Hormuz after now Trump has floated the…
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New Planning Reforms to Make It Easier to Build a Granny-Data Centre in Your Backyard
Western Australia continues to lead the way in planning reform after announcing that red tape would be slashed on landowners seeking to build a granny-data…
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Woolworths to Trial Electrified Security Gates to Ensure the Only Crime Is Their Prices
Woolworths has listened to customer feedback and agree that when it comes to the consumer experience, the security gates leave a shopper wanting. Wanting what…
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