Analysts confirm that at the current rate of by-election promises, the electorate of Secret Harbour is set to become one of the most advanced utopia’s…
View More Secret Harbour to Become Most Advanced Civilisation in Human History Following By-Election Campaign
AAMI continues to release perhaps unsurprising data after an announcement today on the primary cause of rear enders in Perth. According to the insurer, middle…
View More AAMI Insurance Report Finds Middle-Aged Tradies Driving Along West Coast Drive on Sunny Days Responsible For Majority of Rear-Enders in Perth
Croatian superstar Luka Modrić has arrived in Perth ahead of the AC Milan friendlies and he wasted no time hitting up the spiritual homeland of…
View More Luka Modrić Enjoys Authentic Perth Croatian Experience with Tour of Spearwood & Phoenix Shopping Centre
Kitty litter is being stripped off the shelves after rumours broke of an impending lockdown once Cat Containment Legislation passes and gives more power to…
View More Perth cats panic buying kitty litter after containment law lockdown rumours swirl
What seemed an irresistible election promise has hit a snag after the Perth population were once again left wondering where the fark this suburb is.…
View More WA Forced to Launch Awareness Campaign Explaining Where the Fark Karnup is Following Traino Promise
Australia’s major airlines have conceded that they will be price gouging the shit out of Freo fans as payback for the money they lost on…
View More Airlines Confirm They’re Price Gouging Freo Fans for Grand Final as Revenge for the 2021 Grand Final When WA Wouldn’t Let Anyone Fly In