In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours
WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…
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Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning
Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…
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Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion
News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…
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Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club. When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…
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Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth
The record books have been shattered with Perth recording a temperature somewhere between absolute 0 and a Perth living room yesterday. Exact temperature was somewhat…
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