Rio Tinto has categorically denied the 300ft lizard monster terrorising Newman currently has anything to do with the lost radioactive capsule. In an official statement,…
View More Rio Tinto Says There Has Always Been A 300ft Goanna Terrorising Newman, As Backlash Grows
Rio Tinto is spewin’ their fine name is embroiled in another embarrassing scandal and was forced to apologise to Australia for losing a radioactive capsule…
View More Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under
WA has proposed the nation honour the “true king” of Australia and put a lump of precious iron ore on the new $5 note. It…
View More WA proposes iron ore on new $5 note given the country wouldn’t have any money without it
Pfizer has reached out to Qantas after the airline recorded yet another flop. This time a flight had to return to Adelaide en route to…
View More Viagra Manufacturer Reaches Out To Qantas, Asks If It Needs Some Help “Staying Up”
While Qantas has proven they are a sub-par transporter of people, they continue to excel in sending baggage to exotic and unknown corners of the…
View More Qantas Offering “Jump In With The Baggage” Ticket For Passengers Who Actually Want To End Up Somewhere Different
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has shocked the political world by announcing her resignation from the top job today. In an emotional statement, she…
View More Jacinda Ardern Spotted At Perth Airport Asking If There’s Any Scaffie Work Going On The Moines