You can imagine how much of a giga-chud Simon felt like using an inferior drink bottle for the past 30 years of his life. He…
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Category: Lifestyle
Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread
Perth Couple Brit & Alex arrived home from a down south holiday just in time to catch the rain piss down after a 4.5-hour commute…
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Aussie dads suffering acute withdrawal after Bunnings was closed for a whole day
While many Australians who forgot to stock up on piss felt the effects of not having an alcoholic bevvie for a day, local dads felt…
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REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man
Daryl is a purebred, fair dinkum self-renovating, trailer dodging Bunnings super-nuffie and he’s got the PowerPass card to prove it. Before any new trip to…
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Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…
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Perth bloke who lived in Melbourne for 3 months can’t stop defending their heatwave
A Perth man who spent 3 months living in a filthy sharehouse in Brunswick is on high alert today to ensure everyone knows that he…
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