Everyone knows the foundation to any healthy relationship is distrust, paranoia, and public shaming.
So you can only imagine how quickly Krystal consulted her local sis’s in multiple “are we dating the same person?” groups that she spends her life in.
We spoke Krystal who told The Times,
“He seems like a nice guy but I’ve dated a laundry list of scumbags so I really don’t trust the type of guy I’m attracted to. So I’m going to post his photo online and solicit wholesale slander against him to see if I should bother going on another date with him”
After posting the man’s photo, the community was quick to judge the man by his appearance alone. Some suggested skull-themed neck tattoos were a red flag while others reckoned they saw a slight discolouration where a wedding band might usually go.
After hours of the man being shredded to shit, a woman who actually knew him saw the post and commented that he must be a sociopathic psychopath with severe personality disorder and several marriages on the go because he didn’t reply to one of her 200 Hinge messages in 2022.
A bloke who worked with the man came to his defence in a mixed-gender group. Stating that he’s a top bloke and this attack on his character was completely inappropriate.
Naturally, this voice of reason was met with the rage of people with nothing better to do than involve themselves in interpersonal dramas between strangers.
We spoke to the FIFO bloke who conceded that the actions of his date were concerning but he’s not surprised. Adding,
“It’s a bit of an invasion of privacy, you know? What if my wife saw the post? It’s all good but looks like I was cleared by all the main groups so we’re on for a few pippys this Sunday. That’s modern dating for ya”
A touching South Eastern suburban Perth love story.
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