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REPORT: Long lunch attendee well on his way to getting fully Barnaby’d

Belle February 16, 2024

A corporate pisswreck and long lunch bandit has made some serious headway this afternoon to getting himself fully Barnaby’d by the late arvo. Arriving at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man Who Claims He Doesn’t Need a Special Day To Show His Love Isn’t Doing A Great Job On The Other Days Either

Belle February 14, 2024

Forrestfield man, Craiglyn has defiantly told his misso that he won’t be getting sucked into the commercialised nonsense of Valentine’s Day. Telling her that he…

View More Man Who Claims He Doesn’t Need a Special Day To Show His Love Isn’t Doing A Great Job On The Other Days Either
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Relationship On The Rocks As Man’s Show Of Love Fails To Beat GF’s Influencer Competition

Belle February 14, 2024

Despite being given excruciatingly detailed instructions on how to EXACTLY show his love for her, a Perth influencer’s boyfriend has managed to ruin the entire…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Maccas releases a choking warning with its new range of adult Happy Meal toys

Belle February 13, 2024

Mcdonald’s has urged adults seeking out their new Happy Meal range from tomorrow to PLEASE use the toys as instructed. A spokesperson for Mcdonald’s said…

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Woo girl revisits Passion Pop era as cost of living continues to climb

Belle February 11, 2024

An aspiring lady of leisure and all round woo girl has been struggling to maintain her woo-style amidst the rising cost of living that just…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local woman’s CNY red envelopes feeling a little light after failing to get into medicine

Belle February 11, 2024

Wendy was understandably a little nervous before Chinese New Year this weekend after failing to secure a postgraduate spot in UWA medicine. Her fears that…

View More Local woman’s CNY red envelopes feeling a little light after failing to get into medicine

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