News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…
View More Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion
The record books have been shattered with Perth recording a temperature somewhere between absolute 0 and a Perth living room yesterday. Exact temperature was somewhat…
View More Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth
A TransPerth ferry has boldly gone about its business today despite Perth recording the coldest day of any City in the world, ever. Alas, minutes…
View More TransPerth ferry hits iceberg in the Swan River
Analysts confirm that at the current rate of by-election promises, the electorate of Secret Harbour is set to become one of the most advanced utopia’s…
View More Secret Harbour to Become Most Advanced Civilisation in Human History Following By-Election Campaign
Croatian superstar Luka Modrić has arrived in Perth ahead of the AC Milan friendlies and he wasted no time hitting up the spiritual homeland of…
View More Luka Modrić Enjoys Authentic Perth Croatian Experience with Tour of Spearwood & Phoenix Shopping Centre
Kitty litter is being stripped off the shelves after rumours broke of an impending lockdown once Cat Containment Legislation passes and gives more power to…
View More Perth cats panic buying kitty litter after containment law lockdown rumours swirl