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Kalamunda Parents Forbid Daughter’s Blossoming Romance With Boy From Down The Hill 

Belle August 16, 2023

A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff.  In a heated…

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Rocko Woman Feels Rejected After Date Fails To Drop A Massive Skid When Leaving Her Home

Belle August 11, 2023

A Rockingham woman has been left feeling totally dejected after her date failed to leave her dwelling by laying down a fat, obnoxious skid in…

View More Rocko Woman Feels Rejected After Date Fails To Drop A Massive Skid When Leaving Her Home
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Belmont Marketplace User Spots An Excellent Deal On His Bike

Belle July 7, 2023

“They don’t know what they bloody got!” Belmont resident Clint exclaimed as he was scrolling through Marketplace looking for a new bike just days after…

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Unprepared trampoline owner sure hopes kids aren’t overly attached to it

Belle July 2, 2023

Perth father, Steven has declared “she’ll be right” in response to his wife’s request that he secure their newly purchased trampoline in preparation for heavy…

View More Unprepared trampoline owner sure hopes kids aren’t overly attached to it
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You’d Think Perth Residents Would Be Used To A Little Ice Before Starting Their Day

Belle June 27, 2023

Perth has awoken to one of the coldest mornings in seven years and the fine citizens have wasted no time complaining about the conditions.  Many…

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Rivervale Woman Says “Fark It”, Wears Oodie To The Pub

Belle June 25, 2023

“I’m not above this”, Rybecca said before slipping on her favourite Oodie while getting ready to smash a few froffs at the pub. A perfect…

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