A property investor has been left so enraged by the Federal Budget he has been forced to make a serious sea change to continue exploiting Australians.
So instead of extracting money from desperate Aussies wanting a roof over their heads he’s decided to extract gas and avoid all those pesky over reaching taxes.
Naturally, Chevron were quick to recognise the man’s talents. With an insider telling The Times,
“He has absolutely no problems enriching himself at the cost of every day Australians and that’s the gas mining motto here at Chevron, we may even offer him a job”
The move, while more profitable, doesn’t feel quite the same to the property investor. In his words,
“I like to view people as a resource I can mine. Gas is so impersonal but I’m sure I’ll adapt”
Sure you will too.