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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Tennis player unable to perform with Bumble hookup after her housemate coughs in the next room

Belle January 16, 2024

“SILENCE, PLEASE, I NEED SILENCE!”, the young man roared after his Bumble date’s housemate dared make a small amount of noise from 5m away. It…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING: The AFL sneakily Trademark “Flagmantle”

Belle January 16, 2024

In 2022, the Flagmantle train gained momentum after the Dockers had a better than average season. It didn’t amount to much but the name has…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Swamp box owner in severe denial about the dryness of Perth’s heat

Belle January 14, 2024

Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Strata Sheriff on High Alert to Ensure no Guest Has Any Fun in the Pool Today

Belle January 13, 2024

A self appointed strata-sheriff woke up this morning to one of the biggest days on the Calander – a 40 degree day, where strata tenants…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA Accused of Taking the Whole “Hot Theme” A Little Seriously

Belle January 13, 2024

The Big Bash has reached out to Western Australia to ask them to cool it a bit on the whole raging inferno theme they have…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

BREAKING: Perth Man Wanting $500 Cash Out At Pub Isn’t Fooling Anyone

Belle January 12, 2024

A rambunctious Perth man has attempted to get $500 cash out at a busy central pub this evening. Reports have come in that everyone in…

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