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WA Man Allocates Tax Refund To Bali Rather Than Crippling Debt Ruining His Life

Belle July 9, 2023

In a move that would give Scotty “Barefoot Investor” Pape a dry dream, WA man Simmo has boldly chosen to spend his $2,500 (estimated) tax…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Hungover bloke about to risk it all on mate’s couch

Belle July 8, 2023

Local pisswreck and general grub Matty has woken up on a mate’s couch after a heavy Friday night on the froffs. He laid there in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Belmont Marketplace User Spots An Excellent Deal On His Bike

Belle July 7, 2023

“They don’t know what they bloody got!” Belmont resident Clint exclaimed as he was scrolling through Marketplace looking for a new bike just days after…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Online Mess Rebrands Herself On Threads As An Even Bigger Mess

Belle July 7, 2023 influencerSocial Media

“New social media, new me”, part-time influencer and full-time mess Ciara declared as she joined the Threads revolution yesterday.  No more will she be posting disgraceful…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Maximum salt – England turn away Aussie at border after failing spirit of cricket interrogation

Belle July 7, 2023

Diplomatic relations between Britain and Australia have hit an all time low with Britain now subjecting the Aussie countrymen & women to a quiz on…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Idiot Melburnian visiting Perth thinks he can just waltz in and grab a coffee after 3 pm

Belle July 6, 2023

A clueless Melbourne arsehole has entered our great nation of Westralia and is expected to satisfy his coffee craving after 3 pm today. Locals called…

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