Cottesloe resident drags a full Norfolk Pine into living room in show of Xmas tree dominance

Andrew, a Golden Triangle resident, has decided to go full Cottesloe this silly season and has chosen to make a fully matured Norfolk Pine his Xmas tree.

Not only is the tree a Cott icon but having one fit inside also speaks to the pure size of his sprawling manor. It took a crew of 20 workers 3 days to get the job done but now he certainly has the most Cottesloe Xmas tree in the area.

We spoke to Andrew about his choice to rub his Cottesloe-pedigree in everyone’s faces and he revealed some surprising backlash,

“Obviously when the neighbourhood heard I had a fully matured Norfolk Pine in my living room that was covered in tinsel and baubles there were some jealous musings. All I have to say to the haters is if you don’t have the room or can’t afford such a Xmas tree then maybe you should move to a more modestly priced suburb, like Nedlands”

Not only has the 3 storey tree brought Xmas cheer to the household but it has also attracted a significant increase in the amount of wildlife in the home.

Andrew’s daughter said that while she loved the grand beacon of prosperity she was pretty sick of getting attacked by a family of nesting birds each morning. Adding,

“One really got me good the other day when I went to drop some presents off under the tree. I also think I’m getting a severe allergic reaction from the falling foliage”

Nevertheless, Andrew has made it clear that to be the king of Cottesloe one must be ready to make some compromises.

Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?