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Perth Man Wakes Up from 20 Year Coma, Asks Doctor What School He Went To

Belle August 30, 2023 WA Culture

After waking up from a 20-year coma, Perth man, Ben, had one burning question for the doctor, “what school ya go to?” A query he…

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Bunnings de-Hoodies DIY Warrior After Another Appalling Display in the Trade Section

Belle August 30, 2023

Bunnings has taken the unprecedented step of stripping a local DIY warrior of his Bunnings Trade Hoodie after once again acting like a goose without…

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Private school boy starting apprenticeship desperately trying to de-PSA himself to fit in on site

Belle August 29, 2023

A Wesley lad who decided in year 9 that the trade life was the life for him has finally had a taste of it. While…

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WA Man Selling Tinnie Seems To Have Mistaken His Shitbucket For a Super Yacht

Belle August 29, 2023

Old mate Damon is at it again. This time taking to Scumtree & FB Marketplace to flog off his second-hand tinnie for an exorbitant price. Is…

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Child Miraculously Survives Tiny Teddy Scare Despite Lunchbox Getting Slammed Online By Mums With Nothing Better To Do

Belle August 29, 2023 Food

No one knows how the child managed to beat the odds and survive after consuming a lunch that had over 2000 made up padenatic defects…

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Affluent Gent Transitions Into Panama Hat Phase As A Gentle Reminder He’s Negatively Geared Half Your Suburb

Belle August 28, 2023

Geoffrey truly embodies the boomer dream. A life enriched by negative gearing, franking credits, and intergenerational wealth. You bloody beauty! Now he likes to spend…

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