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7 Sources Clive Is Taking Advice From In His $300 Billion Battle Against Australia 

Belle March 31, 2023

A pack of emus in the Wheatbelt – like any battle, a legal one is all about strategy. So it’s only natural Clive has sought the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Gatorade Finally Takes Prime Seriously After Seeing What The Bottles Are Used For

Belle March 30, 2023 WA Culture

Gatorade has mostly discarded Prime hydration as a stupid fad that will eventually fade into obscurity. That’s until photo after photo emerged of the drink’s…

View More Gatorade Finally Takes Prime Seriously After Seeing What The Bottles Are Used For
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Kid caught with Prime assures school he was only trying to vape it, not drink the stuff

Belle March 30, 2023

A Perth school child has avoided disciplinary action today after being caught with a bottle of the banned “hydration” drink Prime. The school has banned…

View More Kid caught with Prime assures school he was only trying to vape it, not drink the stuff
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference 

Belle March 29, 2023

An unscrupulous WA retailer has been caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing a generous lashing of his own steaming hot piss. He got the idea…

View More Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Baysie To Replace Wrecked Fitzroy Crossing Bridge In A Last Minute Reprieve For The Hungry Girl

Belle March 29, 2023 Up NorthWA Culture

The WA Government has taken advantage of some convenient timing with the destruction of the Bayswater Bridge to commence in April and the commencement of…

View More Baysie To Replace Wrecked Fitzroy Crossing Bridge In A Last Minute Reprieve For The Hungry Girl
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If Perth Mum Hears Her Kid Mention Prime One More Damn Time…

Belle March 28, 2023

A Perth mum is on the brink of a meltdown if her stupid kid mentions that moron influencer’s disgusting “sports” drink one more damn time.…

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