Kalgoorlie residents have noticed a strange balloon that floated above Kalgoorlie towards the Super Pit mine today. Sources from within the WA Government believe that…
View More Strange Balloon Appears Over Kalgoorlie Super Pit As Perth Mint’s Diluted Gold Scandal Deepens
Sources close to the Chinese government have told The Times that Xi Jinping has had an absolute gutful of Perth Mint taking the piss. While…
View More China Furious After Latest Delivery Of Gold Bars From Perth Mint
Rent inspections truly are the rogue skidmark on the grundies of your life. Nothing makes you want to add some Metamucil to your financial diet…
View More Everything You Need To Know About Scraping Through A Rent Inspection
The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…
View More Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions
Perth Mint can’t catch a break after it was revealed that the WA-owned gold joint sold $5 worth of gold to a bloke who claimed…
View More Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain
A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will…
View More St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months