It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…
View More Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season
A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…
View More Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold
As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…
View More South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance
WA Police are ropable after witnessing a Camry Driver exceed their driving ability and took a suburban corner at an absolutely steaming 10km/h. This 2Fast2Incompetent…
View More Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h
In classic form, WA man Luke has once again failed to adequately plan for one of the few days of the year that bottlos are…
View More Man Who Forgot To Buy Booze For Today Has An Offer You Can’t Refuse
The correct way to carry a heavy block of bush chook has tormented mankind since the creation of froffs. Especially when the southern cross tattoo came…
View More REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible