WA Police are rolling out advanced new cameras that will finally be able to crack down on uncouth barbarians who don’t have the common decency…
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Crocs Encouraged For Overseas Travellers As Foot-and-Mouth Disease Found To Have Some Standards
In a breakthrough discovery, the virus that causes foot-and-mouth disease has been found to resist the temptation to travel via Crocs. Showing a natural repulsion…
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Crack Team Of Pilbara Miners Sent To UK To Assure Them Their Heatwave Is Nothing
Western Australia has responded to the developing heatwave situation in the UK by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give…
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WA Man Would Sooner Bring The Cattle Industry To Its Knees Than Chuck Away Thongs
WA man and regular Bali holiday goer Darrel reckons the estimated $80 billion dollar hit that foot & mouth disease could cause the Australian agricultural…
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Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Getz Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man
An upset Perth tradie is considering his options after being the victim of what he claims to be a “fraudulent misrepresentation” this morning. His problems…
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Time Magazine Names The Flagmantle 2022 Season In World’s Greatest Places List
Time Magazine has apologised for incorrectly reporting that Fremantle made their top 50 greatest places in the world list for 2022. Naturally, they meant to…
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