CEO of Qantas has thanked taxpayers for bailing out his company so he could continue to make eye-watering sums of money off the backs of…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Suspicion Raised as Group Arrives at South Beach Without Slackline Kit or Van
An eerie atmosphere fell over South Beach today as a group of backpackers arrived in a regular sedan and without a slackline kit. It was…
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Joycey Credits Trashing Airline’s Entire Reputation For Half Year $1 Billion Profit
The man, the myth, the legend has been chest pumping all day after Qantas recorded a $1B half yearly profit off the backs of ripped…
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Western Burbs NIMBYs Vow To Chain Themselves To Vacant Lots If Council-Circumventing Development Amendments Pass
NIMBY strongholds are outraged at McGowan’s proposed amendments to allow development projects worth more than $200M to skip the local council approval stage and be…
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Major Business Deal Falls Apart After Perth Party Fails To Let Them Merge
A merger between two large Australian businesses has fallen to shit today after the prospects of a successful merge became all too much for the…
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Canberra Admits They Only Visited WA To Make Sure We Weren’t Shitting The Bed On All That Mining Money
Federal heavyweights have breathed a sigh of relief on their way out of WA conceding that they only popped over to make sure the behemoth…
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