It has been revealed that Novak Djokovic has been severely downplaying his injury this whole time. Rumours began to circulate at the start of the…
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Top Private Schools Seek To Distance Themselves From Those Not Cracking $30K Barrier
Parents of children attending the top private schools in WA said the blanket term “private school” no longer adequately reflects their status. Especially if some…
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Rio Tinto’s Girlfriend Ditches Company For Someone Who Can Actually Locate A 6mm Spot
News that the radioactive capsule has been found outside of Newman has relieved nations. It has also made the girlfriend of Rio Tinto roll her…
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Rio Tinto Says There Has Always Been A 300ft Goanna Terrorising Newman, As Backlash Grows
Rio Tinto has categorically denied the 300ft lizard monster terrorising Newman currently has anything to do with the lost radioactive capsule. In an official statement,…
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Dalkeith Man Forced To Dip Into Trust Fund To Buy House Sympathises With Struggling Millennials
Samuel now understands the pain of many in his generation after being forced to dip into the generous trust fund set up by his wealthy…
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Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under
Rio Tinto is spewin’ their fine name is embroiled in another embarrassing scandal and was forced to apologise to Australia for losing a radioactive capsule…
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