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BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance

Belle December 27, 2022 WA Culture

As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…

View More South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h

Belle December 27, 2022 car

WA Police are ropable after witnessing a Camry Driver exceed their driving ability and took a suburban corner at an absolutely steaming 10km/h.  This 2Fast2Incompetent…

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Man Who Forgot To Buy Booze For Today Has An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Belle December 25, 2022

In classic form, WA man Luke has once again failed to adequately plan for one of the few days of the year that bottlos are…

View More Man Who Forgot To Buy Booze For Today Has An Offer You Can’t Refuse
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible

Belle December 23, 2022 Bogan

The correct way to carry a heavy block of bush chook has tormented mankind since the creation of froffs. Especially when the southern cross tattoo came…

View More REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible
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Woman Sensationally “Quits Facebook”, Returns 12 Hours Later – Community Shocked

Belle December 23, 2022

Close contacts & Facebook acquaintances were left to pick up the pieces yesterday when Tamara, a local drama-seeking land dugong announced she was quitting social…

View More Woman Sensationally “Quits Facebook”, Returns 12 Hours Later – Community Shocked
BREAKING NEWS Local

Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit

Belle December 22, 2022

Smellburn man, Anthony, didn’t understand what he was unleashing after bringing up Daylight Saving when he caught up with his wife’s Western Australian family this…

View More Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit

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