Ascot is a weird place. Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself! Just follow the Great Eastern Highway and you’re there. 1. What happens…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
WA Agrees To Host Commonwealth Games… If It Can Get Those Skilled Foreigners To Do A Few “Extra Events”
WA has swooped in to save the day after Melbourne sensationally announced it would not be hosting the 2026 Commonwealth Games due to the hefty…
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Rio Tinto asks police to run a Geiger counter over that big mystery capsule thing to make sure it wasn’t another of theirs
It reportedly panic stations at Rio Tinto today when the mining company heard the news of a large capsule-esque mystery object had washed up on…
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Mystery object already on bricks and stripped for parts after washing up on WA’s Mid West coast
Authorities have confirmed the mystery object “didn’t stand a chance” after it washed up in Green Head which is situated close to such towns as…
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Serbian workmate taking a few “Novak” length toilet breaks to avoid discussing Wimbeldon final
Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…
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9 RULES FOR SUCCESS (according to a guy who posts photos of himself standing next to other people’s luxury cars)
Wake up at 3am but go to sleep on Perth time and wake up on Sydney time. While you lose hours in your sleep I…
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