Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…
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Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time
A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…
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Kiwi Coworker Doesn’t Want To Hear About So-Called 4.7 Magnitude “Earthquake”
Dan almost threw his Jandal at the telly when he heard a report that a 4.7 magnitude earthquake had rocked some woolen socks out near…
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Freo Doctor Has The Audacity To Come Crawling Back
Once again, the Freo Doctor has had the sheer nerve to come crawling back to us after deciding to piss off for a week leaving…
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Power Grid Stress Deals Unlikely Victory to Office Maniac Who Wants Aircon At 26 Degrees
The setting of the office air conditioner has been a fiercely contested topic in the small accounting firm since its inception. Several factions have emerged…
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Drive Through Rub & Tugs Introduced To Slow Spread of Omicron
In response to the growing number of cases in Perth, drive-through rub and tuggeries have been set up to provide that sought-after relief in a…
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