In extraordinary scenes, serial pest Clive Palmer has attempted to claim responsibility for dressing beloved Eliza up in Gold Coast Sun’s gear last night to…
View More Clive Palmer Claims Responsibility For Queensland Act of Aggression in Westralian Waters
Metronet has confirmed that the material from the demolished Bayswater Bridge will be repurposed and used to finally build a wall separating North & South…
View More Baysie Bridge To Be Used As Wall Between NOR & SOR Due To Unrivalled Stopping Power
Despite the odds, an experienced truck driver drove through the notorious underpass “with ease” this morning after properly planning his route with consideration for the…
View More Perth Truckie Defies Belief And Successfully Navigates Bayswater Bridge
Experts warn that the rising price of diesel is going to have a serious impact on the “moot” getting abilities of WA’s most obnoxious soot…
View More “Moot” Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars
A recent study has found that incidents of #adulting are on the rise among Western Australia’s most incompetent citzens who were evidently breastfed to the…
View More REPORT: “Adulting” On The Rise Among State’s Most Useless Citizens
As it turns out, 3 days of sinking more piss than the water sports category of your favourite greasy site can have a detrimental impact…
View More REPORT: Some Sorry Looking Faces On The Rotto Ferry Back This Afternoon