Negligent homeowner and all-round useless kent, Todd has once again spent half his day complaining about the water pooling in and around his property. Despite…
View More Man who has never cleaned out his gutters sure is complaining a lot about water damage
A group of western suburbs lads have been sent into a frenzy after hearing about the sheer volume of JK’s bag. The rugby union fans…
View More Group of blokes in puffer jackets & chinos pretty excited after hearing about JK’s huge “bag”
The West Coast Eagles have sent their members a clear message – stay until the end or deal with the dire consequences. While the bulk…
View More Eagles officials will “weld gates shut” to stop members slipping out before JK’s farewell
Perth is preparing to harness a green yet sadly nonrenewable source of energy today. Setting up powerful batteries to collect the raw energy generated every…
View More Energy Generated From JK Applause Expected To Power Perth’s Grid For A Decade
Baysie’s long-awaited culinary guide to Perf has the foodies absolutely salivating. After a long career of feeding on the finest in height-haute cuisine. A spokesperson…
View More Baysie Bridge to release a short but compelling guide to the best places to get a feed in Perf
A regional WA footy club held grave concerns for their star full-forward after he announced that he was too hungover to slam down his usual…
View More WA country footy player manages to kick a bag despite only getting in 4 pre-game froffs