A group of western suburbs lads have been sent into a frenzy after hearing about the sheer volume of JK’s bag.
The rugby union fans didn’t watch the game but their interest was piqued after a friend messaged one asking “did you see Kennedy’s bag?”
Naturally, the group thought this referred to a big baggie of Peruvian muling powder and became footy fans in an instant.
A witness who was at the pub with the group told The Times,
“They have no idea about footy terms and I’m pretty sure these 4 clowns thought bag related to their favourite nasal pastime. Clearly, it was about JK’s 8, what a legend”
So enthused by the sound of this huge bag, the group went on a messaging marathon to track down who was slinging these generous servings.
A moussed-up cock in Patagonia told The Times,
“Everyone just kept talking about this Josh guy’s bag. What were we to think? I rang my usual contacts until they picked up and asked who had one. It’s a major part of my personality man”
Despite being told that “bag” referred to a goa haul above 5, the men are still searching for what they are calling “the holden grail” and whoever this “Kennedy” guy is and whether he has any left.
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