L’Oréal has announced it will splice human DNA with moisturiser in an attempt to unlock the awesome anti-ageing qualities of retiring Freo midfielder David Mundy. …
View More “Essence of Mundy” – Freo star’s DNA to be used in L’Oréal’s new anti-ageing serum
Perth Airport responded to criticism over power outages last night which led to the cancellation of flights by vowing to get on top of the…
View More Perth Airport Promises To Pay Synergy Bill Promptly Next Time
“This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever”, Perth man Ben mused as he lamented his situation in a dripping pool of self-pity. …
View More Perth man vows revenge against storm for making him get up early to put bin out tomorrow
The great Perf storm has apologised for being up and about a bit early this morning but maintains it only had good intentions to ensure…
View More Misunderstood Perth storm just didn’t want you sleeping through your alarm this morning
The nation has been thrown into panic with reports of the beer tax increasing by 4% with warnings that a pint at the pub could…
View More REPORT: WA here to help fellow Aussie’s feeling stressed about paying $15 for a pint
Rough scenes erupted at the annual Kalgoorlie Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum after officials were forced to unceremoniously de-lanyard an attendee for failing to wear…
View More Twiggy orders Diggers & Dealers delegate be stripped of lanyard after failing to wear R.M. Williams boots