In an unprecedented move, Perth’s Urban Sprawl has stepped up to take the lion’s share of credit for WA recording another donut day of ‘Rona…
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Perth Cup Patrons Promise To Practice Social Distancing When Passing On Each Other Covered In Bodily Fluids
Perth Cup revellers are taking their COVID safe obligations seriously after finding out their day at the races will go ahead for vaxxed punters despite…
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Perth Family’s Pipin’ Hot Roast Lunch Tradition Lives On Despite 42 Degree X-Mas Forecast
No changes will be made to the Stirling family’s X-Mas menu despite the spicy temperatures expected on the day. When hell has opened up and…
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Perth Gym Bro Microdosing Long Lost Tub of Original Jack3d
“It’s what Joe Rogan would want me to do”, Anthony says as he carefully measures out 0.25g of Jack3d into his obnoxiously oversized protein shaker…
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Ageing Mount Lawley Resident Still Holding Onto Beaufort Street’s Former Glory
Bryan left his quiet suburban life in 2011 after getting drawn to the Beaufort Street flame like a hipster moth. Some say, he never really moved…
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Man Made Islands Proposed to Tackle Perth’s Lack of Western Urban Sprawl
Perth has a serious problem when it comes to sprawl equality – why should the North have all the fun? So to tackle the issue,…
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