Western Australia is taking measures to mitigate the risk of an irate Peter Dutton storming state lines looking for satisfaction over Marko’s claims he’s a…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Late Starts To Combat Scourge Of Drivers Who Inexplicably Can’t Defog Windscreen
Road safety advocates are calling on Perth employers to offer late starting options for shitforbrains employees who still inexplicably can’t remember how to defog their…
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Stressed Worker Takes Day Off To Enjoy Relaxing Meltdown On the Golf Course
Adam had put in several long weeks working hard to meet a deadline for one of his firm’s latest tenders. To reward himself, he booked…
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Captain High Beam Treating Suburban Perth Like He’s Bushbashing In Outback Kalgoorlie
The one thing about Freddy is, he isn’t the kind of man to do things by halves. So when he heard that one should turn…
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Docker’s Fan Petitions AFL To Ban Wet Weather Footy
Diehard Docker’s fan, Bruce, started a petition calling for the official ban of wet weather footy during halftime of last week’s clash against the Suns. …
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Albo Gets “6000” Neck Tattoo To Commemorate Acceptance By WA People
In a joyous victory speech, Albo thanked the WA people for helping make that “weak dog” ScoMo piss at the polls and helping the ALP…
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