Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…
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Drivers were treated to no shortage of statutory write off opportunities on Friday as Perth’s drainage system completely shat the bed and turned the roads…
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Bunnings realised the only way to make their beloved sausage sizzles more Australian was to set up a Bali style swim-up bar to unite weekend…
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It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…
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Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…
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“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
View More Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation